An Aspiring Gnomist Prays At A New Year Family Meeting

As a prelusive gesture on this propitious occasion which is an incunabula and inchoation of my traverse with you in this year, I would like to say I am blithesome, rident and filled with mirth at the mere thought of being part of not just a klatsch or coterie but a truly pulchritudinous mishpocha. To be able to meet with you today, was once a desiderium but now, it's more like a sweven that is sooth.

Since I didn't have time to prepare a speech, this address would most likely come across as a prayer from the stables of an aspiring gnomist for each one of us in this family.

For every dyad, I pray that anon, each of our homes will be filled with more vinous and romantic fondness in ever increasing votive and troth.

May our bond not conk out or evanesce but rather, it will effloresce and flourish viridescently.

May every delitescent grace and gifting come alive as we become the echt portrayal of the Creator's masterpiece.

May our peace all through this year be smoother than a saunter through a xyst.

Concerning your goals, may you be endowed with axiomatic chutzpa difficult for every pusillanimous and horripilating crapehanger to gloze over or grok.

This year, I previse you walking into the realm of thalassic abundance and opulence, annulling every flak and wanion be it from progenitors or otherwise.

May this be the year you demesne and come into dignity. On meeting you, kings and nobles will agnize and tutoyer.

May our transit be peregrine; pre or post our end of year meeting as we thank God that not a skosh of His promises went unfulfilled.

As for all the naysayers in your life, they are fast becoming fusty.

By virtue of being bel-esprit and a specter to your adversaries, may they become exiguous as their gatherings become pell-mell, higgledy piggledy, arsy-varsy and star-crossed. May their meeting places be rubricated for destruction as they slubber into discombobulation, garboil and subjugation.

While your enemies cede and receive their comeuppance, may they become gapeseed as you sit to tiffin, slake and degust a toothsome outlay of kickshaw et al. They’ll still be peckish, panivorous and resorting to rejectamenta due to maw while you'll have an excess of both chow and pabulum.

My God will deliver you from flibbertigibbets, fussbudgets, coxcombs, whippersnappers and mythomanes.

May this year end well for us all in Jesus name.

-‘Bayor
Inspired by Dictionary.com: Word of the day archive 2014

ps.
I guess it will be understandable if some of us do not say "Amen" until after reading the meanings below or visiting the link above.

prelusive - introductory

propitious - indicative of favor; auspicious

incunabula - the earliest stages or first traces of anything.

inchoation - a beginning; origin.

traverse - to pass or move over, along, or through.

blithesome - lighthearted; merry; cheerful

rident - laughing; smiling; cheerful.

mirth - amusement or laughter

klatsch - a casual gathering of people, especially for refreshments and informal conversation

coterie - a group of people who associate closely

pulchritudinous - physically beautiful; comely

mishpocha - an entire family network comprising relatives by blood and marriage and sometimes including close friends; clan.

desiderium - an ardent longing, as for something lost.

sweven - a vision; dream.

sooth - truth, reality, or fact.

gnomist - a writer of aphorisms

dyad - a group of two; couple; pair.

anon - in a short time; soon

vinous - of, resembling, or containing wine.

votive - offered, given, dedicated, etc., in accordance with a vow:

troth - faithfulness, fidelity, or loyalty

conk - to slow down or stop; lose energy (often followed by out) (also means to hit or strike on the head)

evanesce - to disappear gradually; vanish; fade away

effloresce - to burst into bloom; blossom

viridescent - slightly green; greenish.

delitescent - concealed; hidden; latent.

echt - real; authentic; genuine.

saunter - a leisurely walk or ramble; stroll

xyst - a garden walk planted with trees

axiomatic - self-evident; obvious.

chutzpa - unmitigated effrontery or impudence; gall

pusillanimous - lacking courage or resolution; cowardly; faint-hearted; timid

horripilating – horripilation: a bristling of the hair on the skin from cold, fear, etc.; goose flesh.

crapehanger - a person who sees the gloomy side of things; pessimist.

gloze - to explain away; extenuate; gloss over (usually followed by over).

grok - to understand thoroughly and intuitively.

previse - to foresee.

thalassic - of or relating to seas and oceans

opulence - wealth, riches, or affluence.

flak - criticism; hostile reaction; abuse:

wanion - curse; vengeance.

progenitors - a biologically related ancestor:

demesne - possession of land as one's own:

agnize - to recognize; acknowledge; own.

tutoyer - address familiarly.

peregrine - foreign; alien; coming from abroad.

skosh - a bit; a jot:

fusty - having a stale smell; moldy; musty: out-of-date

bel-esprit - a person of great wit or intellect.

specter - some object or source of terror or dread:

exiguous - scanty; meager; small; slender:

pell-mell – in disorderly, headlong haste; in a recklessly hurried manner

higgledy piggledy - in a jumbled, confused, or disorderly manner; helter-skelter.

arsy-varsy - wrong end foremost; completely backward:

star-crossed - thwarted or opposed by the stars; ill-fated:

rubricated - distinctively colored.

slubber  - to perform hastily or carelessly.

discombobulation - to confuse or disconcert; upset; frustrate:

garboil  - confusion

subjugation - the act, fact, or process of subjugating, or bringing under control; enslavement:

cede - to yield or formally surrender to another:

comeuppance - deserved reward or just deserts, usually unpleasant:

gapeseed - a person who gapes or stares in wonder, especially a rustic or unworldly person who is easily awed.

tiffin – to each lunch

slake - to allay (thirst, desire, wrath, etc.) by satisfying.

degust - to taste or savor carefully or appreciatively.

toothsome - pleasing to the taste; palatable

kickshaw - a tidbit or delicacy, especially one served as an appetizer or hors d'oeuvre.

peckish -  somewhat hungry:

panivorous - subsisting on bread; bread-eating.

rejectamenta - things or matter rejected as useless or worthless.

maw - the symbolic or theoretical center of a voracious hunger or appetite of any kind:

pabulum - food; nutriment; material for intellectual nourishment.

flibbertigibbets -  a chattering or flighty, light-headed person; a gossip

fussbudgets - a fussy or needlessly fault-finding person.

coxcombs - a conceited, foolish dandy; pretentious fop

whippersnappers - an unimportant but offensively presumptuous person, especially a young one

mythomanes - a person with a strong or irresistible propensity for fantasizing, lying, or exaggerating